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It is a common opinion of people that moving is the most stressful time in our lives. We disagree with this and justify it with an anecdote:
"What could be worse than a move?
It's the house repairing, it's like making two moves without leaving home!.

 

So, there are much more stressful events happening in life. Also, it all depends on the degree of the previous organization of the move, as well as the company that provides this service. In addition, most of the removals are linked to new illusions, new projects, with the hope of all the best in a new stage of life.
Therefore, we consider that a good anecdote related to the subject of moving, a funny story, can change this predisposition and break the tension a bit.

 

We hope you like the jokes presented below and we hope that thanks to you, we will significantly expand our collection.

 

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Emergency service.

"Hello, the fire department?"
"Yes, what are the problems?"
"You see, my mother and I did an apartment exchange ..."
"It's okay?"
"And now we are making two removals at the same time ..."
"What does that have to do with us firefighters."
"Two removals at the same time equal to a fire ..."
"Okay, dictate the address, now we go out."

 

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A good way to ensure that the client will be satisfied.

Our transportation company provides a guaranteed quality service for moving and other work directly related to these, such as: swapping furniture, emptying floors, recycling, taking unused objects or accumulated garbage to landfill, etc. It allso offers the following guarantee: if you are dissatisfied with our work, we will return your trash in double size.

 

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Some things cannot wait…

Two friends got a job as carriers. They must move a piano upstairs to the tenth floor.
"José, José, I want to tell you something superimportant ...."
"Not now, Marcos, we will finish, you will tell it later, after this ordeal ..."
They got it, they stopped on the tenth floor for a moment to take a breath ...
"Marcos, I wanted to tell you that we were wrong about the portal ...! ", said Jose

 

Indicative rates of Moving and Removals.

 

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Funny thieves.

A man ordered a truck to move to a new apartment.
A vehicle arrived with mud-covered numbers and cheerful moving operators, loaded everything and left.
Waiting for them at the destination, four hours later I realized what their slogan meant: "We are going to move your furniture like mine!"

 

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Revenge.

The domestic cat, forgotten by its owners during the move, travelled 4000 kilometres and devoured its owners while they were sleeping.

 

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Good news for forgetful carriers.

Robotics news: a robot vacuum cleaner forgotten in a move, returned to its owner.

 

Calculate the price of your move in the TRANSPORTATION FEE CALCULATOR

 

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Common sense.

A woman, exhausted by the preparations when moving to a new apartment, complains to her friend about her cat:
"Imagine, this scoundrel has already had time to pee on the chair and carpet too."
"Look, Lucia, it's not her fault, she's stressed ..."
"I'm stressed too, but I don't allow myself to do that."

 

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A "loyal" neighbour.

 A couple during the holidays met a person who talked about a large country house that his neighbour had put up for sale. They liked the house very much at once and decided to buy it immediately. On the day of the move, his new neighbour went to visit him.
"Good acquisition," he said, "even though the roof is leaking, the sewer is clogged and the well dries in the summer.
" Why didn't you tell us before buying a house?" - The new owner was surprised.
"We were not neighbours at that time."

 

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Too good to be true...

The judge asks the plaintiff:
"Witness! When did you realize that thieves came to take your belongings in the truck?"
"At first I thought they were people from the transport office. But then, when I saw how fast they were working, I understood everything ...", replied the plaintiff.

 

Van rentals for removal transportation freight, shipping.

 

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You can't have it all...

Another increase in gasoline prices is due to the sharp increase in the cost of transportation of gasoline, after the last increase in gasoline prices.

 

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A strange married couple.

"I don't even know what to do, doctor. My wife told me that her head is a grand piano.", a man said to the doctor.
"In that case, bring her here.", said the doctor
"You are crazy! Do you know how much it costs to transport a grand piano?"

 

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Measures for their own safety.

Yesterday, a donkey, while crossing the mountain pass, tripped and fell into the gorge.

The President of the country has banned the use of donkeys to transport removals until the cause of the accident is ascertained.

 

Preparations for moving.

 

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The response of a "professional".

A businessman of transportation area is asked:
"What is heavier,  ten tons of cotton or ten tons of iron?"
"Ten tons of cotton. They require 5 trucks to transport them."

 

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Protocols.

Manager of a transport company:
"As the client says in his lawsuit, a 5-door closet is completely destroyed, because it fell from the seventh floor, while moving down to load the truck. But my question is: The transport was carried out according to the instructions? ", said the manager of a transport company.
"Strictly in accordance with the instructions.", answered the carrier.
"So, we respond that it fell in accordance with this instruction."

 

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An urgent service of cargo deliveries.

"According to the documents we signed, I had to receive 12 packages, but only seven arrived. How should I understand that?", said a client to a manager of a transportation company.
"Please accept my apologies. Unfortunately, these cases occur daily. We thank you very much for letting us know and I can convey good news - the decision has been made to rename our service. From now on it will be called - "freight undelivery service.", answered the manager.

 

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A well-educated thief.

One night some people knock on the door of a hut and ask the hosts:
"Dear Sirs, do you need firewood?"
"No, thanks, it is not necessary.", they answered.
Next morning they found a patio with nothing of their firewood.

 

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